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We hope we didn't insult any of you stinkbags in the audience too much. As you may or may not have figured out, we aim to offend. This show was created to push the limits of public access television.

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Oh, yeah, one more thing....

We being the libidinous, lewd, lecherous, lascivious types that we are, we're holding a contest. You may have noticed two topless < font size="4">women in the credits of Show #2 (come on now, we know you noticed). If you would like to be one of Blumpy's bitches, email us so we can come out and film those tits! The bitch with the best tits (in other words, if you have nipples the size of Moon Pies, don't bother writing) wins a spot on our show (and on Blumpy's face)!

Rush Limbaugh always says, "Show me the money."
We always say, "Show us your tits!"