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BEARDED CLAMBAKE

OK, FUCK-NUTS, this is where it gets a tad bit complicated...

As you probably know, this two-bit, piece of shit town we live in has two totally different cable TV setups, depending on where you live:

The time's the same whether or not you got the mack-daddy or the shwag cable system:

EVERY THURSDAY AT 10:30, CRACKER!